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In keeping with the trend of covering
the global meltdown we present some funny financial quotes sourced
from the Internet.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to
shop.
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It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only
necessary to be rich.
— Alan Alda
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.
— E.E. Cummings
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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
— Anonymous
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion
dollars.
— J. Paul Getty
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay
alimony.
— John Barrymore
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments.
— Anonymous
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Nothing more clearly show how little
God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other
world goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men
who are most amply provided with them.
— Jean De La Bruyere
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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was
probably worth it.
— Anonymous
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If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm
cheap!"
— Delta Burke
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair
weather and ask for it back when it rains.
— Robert Frost
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the
richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
— Robert Orben
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and
wealth have both failed.
— Kin Hubbard
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Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
— Scotts Proverb
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I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
— Joe Louis
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